You guys window cleaning fluid is no joke , it’s potent. I love how after I spray a little the glass gets foggy but then after wiping it and rubbing it all the sudden the glass gets clearer and clearer to the point the glass makes a squeaky sound . There’s just something so satisfying to me about that sound . It’s the sound of squeaky clean haha. Also when I go around the white widow frames and watch the layer of dust transfer over to my hand towel leaving that bright layer of clean underneath . I like to imagine the 2 tall blonde twin dudes from the antiques road show . You know the ones that always put on gloves before appraising the most exotic furniture decided to get together and have a baby with Brad Pitt and Sylvester Stalone then 5 months later I popped out but already full grown with a beard and everything.
(copied from a text from Ben, minimal to no editing)